Crocker's Rules

Posted on Apr 3, 2026
tl;dr:

Named after Lee Daniel Crocker, these rules are basically giving permission for people to send messages without the fluff in front. If you have ever worked in IT, specifically on a helpdesk, then you’ll have had an exchange similar to this:

User: hello You: hi User: can you help me with something? You: sure whats up?

Whereas if both people were playing by Crocker’s rules it would go something like this:

User: My Outlook isn’t working please can you take a look

Simple, straight to the point, very efficient.

Now if only we can get users to file tickets instead of sending Teams messages.

Edit: There is a far better explaination of Crocker’s Rules here.